urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ladyslumbrparty GUESS WHAT! ladyslumbrparty 2005-06-24T20:15:03Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ladyslumbrparty:1399 2005-06-24T20:15:03Z 2005-06-24T20:15:03Z i know i said i could never date a gay man. but that was before i developed a crush on one: <br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a><br /><br />I'm talking about...<br /><br /><img src="http://www.comedysoapbox.com/img/comedians/397.jpg" /><br />Real World Dan!<br /><br />this is because i am a gaywad and i watch the Inferno on MTV. Everyone is an idiot on it, except Dan, who has flights of gay fancy, but charms me in every episode with lines like the following, uttered during a dodgeball competition:<br /><br />"oh my god we have a lesbian on our team, we're totally going to win."<br /><br />and, when discussing the buff, frattish meatheads on the opposite team: <br /><br />"when those guys masturbate they think about dodgeball." urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ladyslumbrparty:458 2005-06-10T21:19:10Z 2005-06-10T21:19:54Z Lady Friends Only!<br /><br />If you know who i am and know you are my lady friend, leave a comment and i will friend you. If i don't know you but you wear cool clothes and smoke cigarettes, i will friend you. if i don't know you and you are a nerd, i will whisper about you on my ladyfriends only journal.