http://ladyslumbrparty.livejournal.com/ OMG You Guys - LiveJournal.com Fri, 24 Jun 2005 20:15:03 GMT LiveJournal / LiveJournal.com ladyslumbrparty 7388790 personal http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/30918719/7388790 http://ladyslumbrparty.livejournal.com/ 100 92 http://ladyslumbrparty.livejournal.com/1399.html Fri, 24 Jun 2005 20:15:03 GMT http://ladyslumbrparty.livejournal.com/1399.html i know i said i could never date a gay man. but that was before i developed a crush on one: <br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a><br /><br />I'm talking about...<br /><br /><img src="http://www.comedysoapbox.com/img/comedians/397.jpg" /><br />Real World Dan!<br /><br />this is because i am a gaywad and i watch the Inferno on MTV. Everyone is an idiot on it, except Dan, who has flights of gay fancy, but charms me in every episode with lines like the following, uttered during a dodgeball competition:<br /><br />"oh my god we have a lesbian on our team, we're totally going to win."<br /><br />and, when discussing the buff, frattish meatheads on the opposite team: <br /><br />"when those guys masturbate they think about dodgeball." http://ladyslumbrparty.livejournal.com/1399.html public 0 http://ladyslumbrparty.livejournal.com/458.html Fri, 10 Jun 2005 21:19:10 GMT http://ladyslumbrparty.livejournal.com/458.html Lady Friends Only!<br /><br />If you know who i am and know you are my lady friend, leave a comment and i will friend you. If i don't know you but you wear cool clothes and smoke cigarettes, i will friend you. if i don't know you and you are a nerd, i will whisper about you on my ladyfriends only journal. http://ladyslumbrparty.livejournal.com/458.html public 0